The Communist Theocracy of Jeeves Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeeve Sal Alohim Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory vegetarianism, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.746 billion Jeeves Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jetop. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jeeves Landian economy, worth 588 trillion The Most Holiest Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,450 The Most Holiest Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Jeeves Landians, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeeves Land's national animal is the Australian Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jeeveism.

Jeeves Land is ranked 147,274^th in the world and 158^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 59.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.